Quick Quarter Guide

Grocery Worker

  1. Find a grocery worker outside Sister Location
  2. Fire her (Available after defeating the Sister Location manager)
  3. Go to the flickering lights at the bottom of the parking lot to find her at a bus station
  4. Go to the flickering lights at the bottom of Brother Chapter parking lot to find her at another bus station
You should get the first quarter coin by doing this.

Museum

A cool screen about developing the game.
  1. Defeat Corporate Save Data
  2. Hand all the union cards to the donut shop at Plaza
  3. Head to Mother Mall and go to the ending
  4. He should be there to hand you a VCR Box that will allow you to visit the Museum
  5. Clean the mess at the bottom left of the Museum
    (If you don't have enough industrial cleaners, make sure to use all your punch cards)
Locations for the Union Cards are:

First Two Endings

  1. You have to get the Weld Cutter. The third option only appears once you regained your humanity.
  2. Get into Mother Mall
  3. Defeat the final boss
  4. Do both endings
This should yield you 2 of the quarters.

Resignation Letter

To get the Resignation Letter + Sticker, you have to get the Weld Cutter (I believe it's at Parent Company) and use it on the hidden locked stores at Sister Location + Brother Chapter.

Once you've gotten them all:

  1. Head to Parent Company and take the elevator to Corporate Dungeons
  2. Walk in the "endless" hallway (It'll take a while)
  3. Hand in the Resignation Letter and the Sticker
  4. Return to your office and Consume The Corpse
  5. Go to Mother Mall and you should have a new option :)

Bus

You can take the bus at Plaza with all your quarters. And that's the end of Sorry, We're Open!

Events on Shift

Universal Events

These are events that can happen for all departments and shifts with slight variations.

Take a Quick Break
There is a brief lull in work for a moment...
You can Check Employees, Shop, or Continue Shift. +2 HP to the crew at the end.

Alternatively

You hear something approach from behind.
Enemy encounter

Clean Wet/Dry Mess
Exactly what it says on the Tin

Clean up the mess [Requires: 1 Mop/Broom]
Nothing will happen

Attempt to Step Over
You tripped over, -3 HP to the crew or Enemy Encounter

Take out the trash
The Trash Can is filled to the brim.
All outcomes will open the shop to sell your items.

Normal event
Gain +1 Trash

Something sharp pricks you
-2 HP to the crew
Gain +2 Trash

Something slimy latches to you
The crew becomes nauseated. Gain Nausea.
+2 Trash

Find missing Carts
A ghost cart appears before you...
Peering inside will yield you a random item/effect.

Restock Inventory
You will either find a product, or you will gain +2 Trash.

Gather Thing
You see some Enemy
Starts a battle

Roam the floor/Inspect Produce
Random item.

Customer Service

Monday

Customer wants to return item
A customer comes up and hands you a crumpled plastic bag with nothing but crumbs at the bottom.

Ask for a receipt
+10 trash

Refuse
You lost: $5

School report
"I'm doing a school report, so I wanna ask... Do you like working here?"

"Best job I ever had!"
+1 Sugar Packet

"No."
+1 Cigarette

Tuesday

Moving shadow above
You see a moving shadow on the ceiling.

Shine a light above
Manager is Marked

Shine a light ahead
Nothing happens.

Misplaced items
A bunch of shopping carts and mannequins from the store floor were placed behind the counter.

Move the mannequins first
Starts a battle with Mannequin

Move the shopping carts
Starts a battle with Cart Chains which will break into Shopping Carts.

Wednesday

Pocket theft
You notice some some kid take and pocket a candy bar while no one was looking.

Tell on them
-1 HP to the crew

Let them go
You lost: $3

Group of teens
You see a group of teens taking turns shooting them back into the cage.

Tell them off
Manager got: -3 HP

Join them
The crew gains: HP Regen

Keep score

Knock down a mannequin
You turn a corner and accidentally knock down a mannequin

Lift it back up
Manager got: HP Regen

Leave it
Nothing happens.

Grocery

Tuesday

Bowling produce
"If you wanna join, choose your ball"

Choose the Cabbage
Manager got: HP Regen

Choose the Watermelon
Manager got: Nausea

Choose the Orange
Manager got: HP Regen

Strangely Shaped Fruit
"Um... do you guys have anything different?"

"Nope"
Nothing happens.

Inspect fruit
Nothing happens.

Thursday

BOWLING: Freezer Edition
Pick your frozen item!

Choose the Frozen Turkey
Nothing happens.

Choose the Tub of Ice Cream
Manager got: Nausea

Chose the Bag of Ice
Nothing happens.

Breakroom lockers
... all of them, including yours are left open...

Check your locker
Nothing happens.

Check your neighbour's locker
Manager got: Nausea

Friday

Mess of cabbages
You then find a rather large mess of cabbages.

Examine cabbages
Manager got: Nausea

Clean it all
Nothing happens.

Pyramid arrangement
Looks like someone wants to go BOWLING...

Kick it over
Manager got: HP Regen

Go Bowling
Nothing happens.

"...and I need this job"
Battle with Top of the Food Chain

Department

Inspect Mirrors
Something in the mirror's reflection catches your eye...
Starts battle with Trick of the Light which will shatter into Runaway Carts

Prepare Store Windows
Something catches your eye...
Starts battle with Trick of the Light which will shatter into a Gray Ghost

Do some Go-Backs
There's a pile of Go-Backs that need to be returned
The crew becomes: Nauseated

Tuesday

People-Watching
You join in the collective People-Watch, and point out the outlandish clientele.

Snake Dude
Manager got: HP Regen

Sweaty Athlete
Manager got: Nausea

Group in Cosplay
Manager got: Blocking

Clothes not part of inventory
The customer is willing to pay for them anyway.

Just give it to them
Manager got: Counter

Their total is $20
Manager got: $20

Their total is $100
Manager got: -3 HP

Wednesday

Hard work undone
You turn to find your hard work undone and scattered on the floor.

Ask your employees about it
Nothing happens.

Roast your employees about it
Crew got: Counter

Do it all again
Manager is Marked

Bag of clothes left outdoors
You notice someone leave a bag right at the store entrance.

Take them back inside
Nothing happens.

Dispose of them
Nothing happens.

Thursday

Change in store's indoor climate
Your clothes grow heavy with moisture.

Check the thermostat
Nothing happens.

Peel your layers
Manager got: Marked

Open a door
Manager got: HP Regen

The store is warm
At the risk of staying wet and uncomfortable or breaking some rules during the nightshift, you weigh your options...

Keep your sweaty uniform on
Nothing happens.

Use the clothes from the store
Nothing happens.

Something snags your clothes
You then feel a sudden yank
Starts a battle with Ghosts of Clothes Past

Electronics

Thursday

TV Display
It's been a few hours since they've moved and they're blocking the TVs for other customers.

Ask them to move
Nothing happens.

Stand next to them
Nothing happens. (iirc?)

Stay back
Nothing happens.

Static TV
"Excuse me, can you help us with this?"

Smack it
You got: $50

Blow on it
Lose ?? HP

Turn it off and on again.
Nothing happens.

Friday

Wanted Individual
You see a customer matching that same description just leave the store.

Call the authorities
Manager is Marked

Try to avoid eye contact
Nothing happens.

Security Alarm
You notice a few things that are off...

Check the doors
Nothing happens.

Check the register
Nothing happens.

Check the alarm again
Nothing happens.

Disturbance
You hear a disturbance and hurried footsteps from what seems like the other side of the TV displays.

Put your ear to the wall
Nothing happens.

Increase the volume
Nothing happens.

Corporate

Listen for the door
You will gain a random item/effect.

Organize Desk
You will get a random item.

Check E-mail
You will get a random item/effect

Open Browser/Procrastinate
A window suddenly comes up on your screen...
Starts battle with Friendly Reminder

Email notifications in your inbox
None of them seem to be work-related, but you take a quick look anyway.

WIN $10000 TODAY!
Nothing happens.

Looking for L O V E?
Nothing happens.

Security Alert
Nothing happens.

A small coffee break
You debate on how to spend your time before getting back to work.

Treat yourself
Manager got: HP Regen

Take a walk
Manager got: Counter

Surf the web
Manager got: Marked

A pitch black console interrupts your workflow
Y/N

Riot of '9?

Content warning: Graphic descriptions of injuries

Vehicle comes dangerously close to the store
... and smashes into a group of demonstrators.

Manager got: Stunned

Injured individual
... the blood covering their hands, faces, and clothes.

Manager got: Nausea

They're headed for the store.

Manager got: Marked

The General Public
You are then smothered and trampled on without noticed.

Manager got: -5 HP

A lone, ragged figure
"♥♥♥♥, you probably need this more than me..."
Manager got: +1 Cigarette