Why Jojo Bizarre Adventure?

It's hard to quantify why Jojo Bizarre Adventure is such a sleeper special interest. It doesn't really say anything that's unique but it's definitely well executed, and full of charm. Its fandom while ubiquitous (and maybe even annoying to a lot of people) does put out really high quality work.

Personally, what it says about the concept of fate is very appealing to me. You encounter hardships but you will still continue fighting, and that fate will favour the righteous. A very awesome thing to believe in. I will now go through EVERY JOJO AND MY HEADCANONS FOR THEM!!!!!!! hoo hoo!!!!!

Jonathan Joestar

The first protagonist and pretty boring if I'm being honest. My headcanon for him is that he is Cis Heterosexual Man but in a "I did not think this was possible!" way. People say he would hate Johnny because Johnny is the opposite of everything he is, but I think he will try to get along with Johnny the same way he tried to get along with Dio.

Also can I say how much of his opening just fucking rocks?? Like Holy hell there is no other opening to how fucking epic Sono Chi No Sadame is!! I love it!!!

I believe he could have a very good back-and-forth romantic relationship with Dio, and would top Dio's bratty ass in many scenarios. Unfortunately, and thankfully, I do not write JJBA. Thank god for fanfiction.

I headcanon his stand to be incredibly buttfucking powerful because he's already naturally gifted with hamon. Yes it can defy Gold Experience Requiem, no he doesn't use it other than to love his friends/family. It will be a golden humanoid stand (yes I know it appears as purple vines but in my hc, it's because Dio is a vampire and cannot fully use it) that is super big, like a friendly giant thing doused in the power of sunlight. I like the name Freebird for it but could be better.

What your favourite Jojo says about you:
You either ridiculously love Fist of the North Star, or you ship yourself with Dio. Or you just really like good boys (dogs)

Joseph Joestar

The second protagonist. He sure is a guy. I think he's very cool and good. I honestly have not much to say about Part 2 other than that it's pretty awesome and probably one of my favourite parts. To me, he is a Bisexual in a throuple with Suzy Q and Caesar. Yes the 3 of them are dating each other. They're in this semi-open relationship and that's why in the better world, both of them get disappointed at Joseph for cheating on them without funding child support.

Side note, I don't know why the video is age restricted but yeah tough luck if you wanted to watch it. it's very good tho u should do it

What your favourite Jojo says about you:
You like hunky bears or you like trickster silly guys. Either way, you're probably an enthusiastic extrovert.

Kujo Jotaro

My autistic fish meowmeow. I hc him as autistic ofc, and an aromantic asexual gay. he (and most joojoos) dont rly have much romantic/sexual tension with each other tbh but I do like the idea of him being forced into compulsory heterosexuality. Plus, I think him and Kakyoin raising Jolyne is a good idea.

He stims with oraoraora and punches ^w^ and loves kissies from his mom. This is my favourite informal analysis of his autism Plus whose favourite colour is transparent lol. Part 3 has my favourite found family dynamic ever x3x3

What your favourite Jojo says about you:
You are a cishet that is misinterpreting him, or you are autistic.

Higashikata Josuke

A lot of people headcanon him as trans and dating Okuyasu but idk i don't really see it. He's cool but he hates turtles. I do not have much to say about him either.

What your favourite Jojo says about you:
You are BASIC

Giorno Giovanna

He's the UGLIEST jojo!!! But his stand is probably my favourite. He's a guy yeah. I do hc him as Transgender and not much beyond that. Part 5 is incredibly enjoyable because of its OST and thank god the anime did it justice.

What your favourite Jojo says about you:
I don't know if anyone's favourite Jojo is Giorno tbh.

Cujoh Jolyne

She's a Pan Lesbian and has TWO girlfriends named Hermes and F.F. (who is NONBINARY). She technically marries Anasui but in a Pity God-hating Way. I really like her and I felt that the anime didn't do Stone Ocean justice. I still enjoyed it though.

What your favourite Jojo says about you:
You are a gay woman.

Johnny Joestar

Absolute Shithead!!! but I Love Him as a Bastard Son. There isn't a canon version of Part 7 as of this writing but I can't wait for it to happen woo yeah.

I headcanon him as Bisexual Homoromantic for Gyro obviously. Is he trans? I don't know but I like his style (minus his diaper)

What your favourite Jojo says about you:
Your favourite part is Part 7

Higashikata Jo2uke

My god this OST is actually fucking orgasmic???? like holy shit the jazz and ragtime style mixed with other jojo styles and not referencing Part 4 music GOD I love this cover. Anyway onto the guy, I don't know how to feel about him because I've not read Jojolion but yeah I think he's Two Gay Guys turned heterosexual.

I'd probably headcanon him as Trans/Intersex with a bit of asexual flavour. A guy that likes Giorno probably also likes Gappy.

What your favourite Jojo says about you:
You are a chill and cool person! I would love to hang out with you.

Jodio Joestar

fortnite dancer. I like his stand because it's a Big Fuckoff Spider and he has hair like the KFC gang. It's rly funny. ALSO DRAGONA TRANS REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What your favourite Jojo says about you:
You like every single new Jojo. But idk how you can like Jodio since he just released lol.